Funny, my wife and I recently smoked up for the first time in 10 years. I got paranoid we were being too loud and we'd wake up our kids. She said I was a real buzz kill. The only thing we had for the imminent munchies were dried wasabi seaweed squares. Fail.
Being a lightweight when it comes to smoke and drink, here's what I thought I looked like:
And here's what I really looked like: