Shafter alternative bio - the filthy version

[jourdo]

Originally Posted by ARCTrooperAlpha

start thinking about sex, and try to think of metaphors

You must be mistaken. All I see is a biography describing his erection prowess and how he works hard to please his teammates.

Originally Posted by Super_Megatron

I'll see if we can make an alternative bio card available at the Action Figure Expo in November.

Do want!

[sikkbones]

I'm waiting for the Reviews on Youtube.... some how I feel we are all gonna get the shaft with those and they'll be NSFW

[Scaleface]

Hey, he's not the first third party Transformer to take his bio less than seriously. Remember Mega-Gun and Brown-King? Basically walking burp and fart jokes.

I'd like to see someone take a picture of Shafter with Mega-Gun and Brown-King.

[ARCTrooperAlpha]

Originally Posted by TMIIWonkoNemises

My new Sig of all things.

LOL,I love this bio so much,can we have that laminated please?

lol !

Originally Posted by jourdo

You must be mistaken. All I see is a biography describing his erection prowess and how he works hard to please his teammates.

still counts : D

[sikkbones]

Originally Posted by Scaleface

Hey, he's not the first third party Transformer to take his bio less than seriously. Remember Mega-Gun and Brown-King? Basically walking burp and fart jokes.

I'd like to see someone take a picture of Shafter with Mega-Gun and Brown-King.

you have actual pictures of the figures?

[GMfan]

Farts aren't funny....penis's on the other hand....

[Hobbyist Prime]

I prefer penis' on the usual hand as opposed to the other hand!

[Beechy]

Penises on any hand you mean..

[Nightscrabbler]

Well, a Shafter in the hand is worth two in the bush.

[Scaleface]

Originally Posted by sikkbones

you have actual pictures of the figures?

Yes.

http://en.wikialpha.org/wiki/Mega-Gun



http://en.wikialpha.org/wiki/Brown-King