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11-11-2009, 07:55 PM
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Good jokes about the Leafs
(from MSN)
The last time the Maple Leafs won the Stanley Cup most of their fans were in diapers. Coincidentally, the next time they win it those same fans will be back in diapers again.
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Q: Why is ownership considering a name change to the Toronto Possums?
A: Like possums, they play dead when at home and get killed when they play on the road.
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Q: What did Billy do after the Leafs won the Stanley Cup?
A: He turned off his PlayStation.
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Q: What do the Leafs and the Titanic have in common?
A: They both look great until they hit the ice.
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Q: Why did Vesa Toskala interrupt two people having sex?
A: He wanted to know what it felt like to stop someone from scoring.
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Q: How are the Maple Leafs like artificial Christmas trees?
A: They both go straight to the basement around the beginning of January.
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Q: What do the Toronto-based sports teams have in common?
A: None of them can play hockey.
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Q: Why doesn't Hamilton have an NHL team?
A: Because then Toronto would want one.
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11-11-2009, 08:01 PM
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Re: Good jokes about the Leafs
lol those are great!
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11-11-2009, 08:02 PM
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Re: Good jokes about the Leafs
BWAHAHAHAHA!!! *wipes tear away*
I needed a laugh today 
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11-11-2009, 08:30 PM
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Re: Good jokes about the Leafs
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Originally Posted by Rick Mercer
This man had to get a shot just to watch the leafs.
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11-11-2009, 09:24 PM
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Re: Good jokes about the Leafs
I dunno, I just laugh when I hear Toronto Maple Leafs :P
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11-11-2009, 09:39 PM
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Re: Good jokes about the Leafs
When landing in T.O. for TFcon this past year the flight attendant announced: "Welcome to Toronto, home of the 1967 Stanley Cup Champions." Many lulz in the cabin after the long flight.
Those are awesome jokes Pascal.
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11-11-2009, 09:46 PM
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Re: Good jokes about the Leafs
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Originally Posted by jourdo
"Welcome to Toronto, home of the 1967 Stanley Cup Champions."
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LOL!!
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11-11-2009, 10:45 PM
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Location: Calgary, Alberta
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Re: Good jokes about the Leafs
One a buddy told me:
Did you hear that the Calgary Flames got the H1N1 Shot. The Leafs tried to get it too, but there was a mix up...they got the W1L7 shot instead.
Heyoh!
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11-11-2009, 10:45 PM
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Location: Bundok Maharlika
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Re: Good jokes about the Leafs
Quote:
Originally Posted by jourdo
When landing in T.O. for TFcon this past year the flight attendant announced: "Welcome to Toronto, home of the 1967 Stanley Cup Champions." Many lulz in the cabin after the long flight.
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bwahahaha!
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11-11-2009, 11:22 PM
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Location: Heading back to Kyoto
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Re: Good jokes about the Leafs
What's the difference between the leafs and a triangle? A triangle has 3 points. From the second week of the season, I think it still relates,
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