Sitting at the table last night, screwing around on facebook, I turn and say to my wife "there's gotta be a way to score a pair of tickets.." she gives me the "yeah.." look. (You guys know which one this..) So if figure I'm on a mission now. So, I track down local radio dj Gerry Forbes from CJAY92 and get him to be my "friend". Here's how it goes......(some previous comments omitted)
"Lonely as shit... nevermind.... what's a brother gotta do for you guys to score me some tickets to the advance showing of Transformers. I'm funny as shit and have no issues with public humiliation in order to achieve my goals. I'm a hardcore Transformers collector that needs to see this before the rest of the bottom feeders for bragging rights. Lemme know what you think.... Thanks"
reply;
"They are your's come pick em up today or tomorow.. your name is at the front under BAD Jeff"
So, haul ass down there and sure enough a pair with my name on it. I knew I had to talk trash to score them but I almost crapped when it worked.
CJAY Rocks!