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08-08-2012, 09:42 AM
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Location: Cybertron, Ontario
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Shafter alternative bio - the filthy version
Nobody works a crane like Shaftor. Whether he’s laying pipe, drilling deep, or just working the trenches, Shaftor makes his presence known. While the size of his package comes at a surprise to many, his performance always impresses in the end. Renowned for his cunning, Shaftor manages to keep his head even in sticky situations, and manages to come out on top with style where many others would pull out at the climax. Hard as rock on his own, Shaftor’s tough enough to last as long as it takes, and with his trailer he’s even better. With its crane he has no trouble placing even the largest of rigid members or managing an erection at a moment’s notice. In battle station, Shaftor can move into the right position and then launch a spray of flak into the surprised faces of incoming aircraft, or lob a massive load from his cannon deep into the enemy’s most sensitive areas. Even when defenses look impregnable, Shaftor’s ingenuity and know-how finds just the right hole, and he provides protective cover while his comrades plunge deep into the breach. At his core, Shaftor is more of a lover than a fighter, but until the day comes when he can settle down, he’s more than willing to tear a new exhaust port for anyone who gets in the way.
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08-08-2012, 09:50 AM
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Location: Brantford, Ontario
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Re: Shafter alternative bio - the filthy version
You guys need to print this on an alternate card that people can order! This one is my favorite
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08-08-2012, 09:52 AM
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Location: here, there and everywhere
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Re: Shafter alternative bio - the filthy version
i will not be able to look at my shafter the same again. that is awesome!
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08-08-2012, 10:19 AM
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Re: Shafter alternative bio - the filthy version
What is dirty about that? I see nothing wrong with it.
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TFCC Runamuck x 3 Achieved! Now looking for Lego Ninjago NRG Jay for Christmas. If you can help, let me know.
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08-08-2012, 11:15 AM
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Re: Shafter alternative bio - the filthy version
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Originally Posted by jourdo
What is dirty about that? I see nothing wrong with it.
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start thinking about sex, and try to think of metaphors
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08-08-2012, 11:22 AM
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Re: Shafter alternative bio - the filthy version
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Originally Posted by jourdo
What is dirty about that? I see nothing wrong with it.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ARCTrooperAlpha
start thinking about sex, and try to think of metaphors
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My new Sig of all things.
LOL,I love this bio so much,can we have that laminated please?
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Originally Posted by Whisky Tango Foxtrot
My anus is certainly not a secret toys garden, and I'm deeply offended by the insinuation!
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08-08-2012, 11:36 AM
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Location: Gernsback Continuum, B.C.
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Re: Shafter alternative bio - the filthy version
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Originally Posted by Super_Megatron
Renowned as a cunning linguist, Shaftor manages to keep his head even in sticky situations, and manages to come out on top with style where many others would pull out at the climax.
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Fixed that for ya, you pervs.
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08-08-2012, 12:02 PM
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Location: Brantford, Ontario
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Re: Shafter alternative bio - the filthy version
^^ Nice!!!!
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08-08-2012, 12:47 PM
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Location: Gernsback Continuum, B.C.
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Re: Shafter alternative bio - the filthy version
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Originally Posted by Metroplex79
*one thumb up*
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For some reason that sounds filthy too. I'd better take a cold shower or everything will seem pornographic today...
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