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Originally Posted by Goaliebot
Real theory: a chicken is set in front of a special keyboard that has one key for each store and a key for online. Corn is then scattered randomly across the keyboard and the chicken pecks at it. A case of new toys is then sent to each store that gets pecked.
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I'd have less of a problem if this theory was actually correct. My real fear is that there is a team of paid employees working fairly hard to get us the product that we want. They just SUCK ASS at it.
Can I say "ass" here?